Title: The EFF list

this is a little something that was born in newspaper today. Its basically an exclusive list for aspects of newspaper that need to be booed.

like today my hilarious friends Morgan gillete and katelyn duncan recited a list of things that suck about newspaper,

here we go The EFF list!:

drafts
maybe digs and duhs but we only have to do one more :)
scary editor alex
people who don't read the newspaper
people who tear up the newspaper(this actually happened today, it happens every issue and i think that it deserves to be on an even more horrible list)
stalking serence blair
calling serene blair
hearing morgan complain about serene blair
serene blair's name appearing in the morning announcements
weird questions raised about serene blair(does she actually exist? is she a robot?)
serene blair(SHES AN ASIAN)
me fearing that serene blair will somehow read this post!
stalking people
being stalked
running errands for mr. boberg
people told to find out an impossible piece of information because you are an "investigative reporter"
the term "investigative reporter"
mr. bobergs stupid face look when you do/say something stupid
boberg dissing on my history class :(
i probably could keep going, but im going to stop cause i love newspaper!


the Double EFF list
people who tear up the newspaper
the only other thing that deserves to be on this list is people who don't even know that there is a school newspaper at bingham! and perhaps serene blair.

ridiculous

YES!!! i got the title not to be in arabic! anyways today we are going to discuss the star system/what movie stars i hate.

okay so in effect last weekend me and my sister mette had an eppihany! In every movie Nicholas Cage is in, he automatically takes away two stars from the movie overall. So in national treasure were it to have gotten a 4 star review, his perving presence in the whole movie automatically subtracted two stars from the movie.

Well, i guess one thing you need to know is that i HATE nicholas cage, he is the WORST movie actor i know he is at the bottom, and people like Harrison ford are at the top!

Another actor that seems to have the unique ability to add or subtract stars from films is matthew macconaughey. He adds one star if he doesn't remove he shirt anywhere in the films, and actually adds two star if he reveals some skin. Like the movie fools gold, it was a horrible movie with a weak plot but his disgustingly sexy presence makes every film better.

I also hate the actor dennis quaid because of a stupid movie called vantage point, ever heard it? no, you haven't? oh i wonder why! PERHAPS BECAUSE ITS THE STUPIDEST MOVIE EVER AND NO ONE SAW IT! His face alone just subtracts like five stars from the film, who wants to watch really upclose shots of a craggy, pockmarked aged face?

On a way different note, some movies suck, but because they suck or are cheesy or whatever they are actually amazing! like the two movies ella enchanted, and percy jackson and the lightning theif. OH and another one that no one will know is Uzumaki, a wierdo japense horror film, but its actually kinda creepy

okay i also hate robert pattinson. But thats a whole nother blog post.