Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Musings

So you know how everything has a purpose or whatever? And you know how if you said you want spiders to cease to exist you suddenly see a horrible world with way too many insects and creepy crawlys? Why is this! why can we not just eradicate all of these sick species and have it be okay? Anyways...
So i was comtemplating the meaning and existence of zits. Like sick little infections all over your face! So i said in my head i wish zits no longer existed! and instead of seeing a horrible world with a bunch of things going wrong and the world being in complete pandemonium, i shut my eyes and thought and it was the most wonderful world out there! A vision of utopia!
History has it all wrong, peace does not come from everyone being peaceful, it comes from no blemishes on my face!
So much more glamorous! No sick little freaks plaguing our faces! they literally have no point in life. Like spiders? its almost understandable why the freak they are perving around in our world. It s the whole food chain principle, if you take away spiders then a bunch of bugs won't be eaten and like bigger animals wont have as much food to eat yada yada yada.
But zits? come one! they are just like sitting there on your face. Screaming to be noticed. Out of all the sick things about our bodies zits are the most attention deprived! Freaking out on your face trying to get noticed and ruining your life.
If you took them away nothing would happen cause nothing depends on them. Well i guess pain and sorrow depend on them.
But seriously they just need to die!

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