ridiculous

YES!!! i got the title not to be in arabic! anyways today we are going to discuss the star system/what movie stars i hate.

okay so in effect last weekend me and my sister mette had an eppihany! In every movie Nicholas Cage is in, he automatically takes away two stars from the movie overall. So in national treasure were it to have gotten a 4 star review, his perving presence in the whole movie automatically subtracted two stars from the movie.

Well, i guess one thing you need to know is that i HATE nicholas cage, he is the WORST movie actor i know he is at the bottom, and people like Harrison ford are at the top!

Another actor that seems to have the unique ability to add or subtract stars from films is matthew macconaughey. He adds one star if he doesn't remove he shirt anywhere in the films, and actually adds two star if he reveals some skin. Like the movie fools gold, it was a horrible movie with a weak plot but his disgustingly sexy presence makes every film better.

I also hate the actor dennis quaid because of a stupid movie called vantage point, ever heard it? no, you haven't? oh i wonder why! PERHAPS BECAUSE ITS THE STUPIDEST MOVIE EVER AND NO ONE SAW IT! His face alone just subtracts like five stars from the film, who wants to watch really upclose shots of a craggy, pockmarked aged face?

On a way different note, some movies suck, but because they suck or are cheesy or whatever they are actually amazing! like the two movies ella enchanted, and percy jackson and the lightning theif. OH and another one that no one will know is Uzumaki, a wierdo japense horror film, but its actually kinda creepy

okay i also hate robert pattinson. But thats a whole nother blog post.