Title: The EFF list

this is a little something that was born in newspaper today. Its basically an exclusive list for aspects of newspaper that need to be booed.

like today my hilarious friends Morgan gillete and katelyn duncan recited a list of things that suck about newspaper,

here we go The EFF list!:

drafts
maybe digs and duhs but we only have to do one more :)
scary editor alex
people who don't read the newspaper
people who tear up the newspaper(this actually happened today, it happens every issue and i think that it deserves to be on an even more horrible list)
stalking serence blair
calling serene blair
hearing morgan complain about serene blair
serene blair's name appearing in the morning announcements
weird questions raised about serene blair(does she actually exist? is she a robot?)
serene blair(SHES AN ASIAN)
me fearing that serene blair will somehow read this post!
stalking people
being stalked
running errands for mr. boberg
people told to find out an impossible piece of information because you are an "investigative reporter"
the term "investigative reporter"
mr. bobergs stupid face look when you do/say something stupid
boberg dissing on my history class :(
i probably could keep going, but im going to stop cause i love newspaper!


the Double EFF list
people who tear up the newspaper
the only other thing that deserves to be on this list is people who don't even know that there is a school newspaper at bingham! and perhaps serene blair.